"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"The Kea bird is known for its intelligence and mischief. Much like my morning coffee—smart enough to wake me up, mischievous enough to keep me coming back."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."